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Creamy Renaldo

the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep
Me: I so gave James a creamy Renaldo last night!
James: YOU WHAT? Seriously, I can't hear you!?? Speak Up!!!
by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011
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Cristen Renaldo SUWY

it is when you screm joy and remember Ishowspeed
by joedavin March 2, 2023
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You're a revalvo

A person who always misses the point (in all ways, shapes, and forms)
Terrible at a certain proffesion and giving orders.
Does not deliver.
Ignores all facts.
Fanboys modern pop culture and calls out anyone who
doesnt believe in his (revalvos) points. (religious and such)
Acts like a faggot.
Ignorant
Irrelevant ; (revalvo) relevance. none.
"Shut up, you're a revalvo"

"OP is a revalvo"

"He just pulled a revalvo"
by That guy you don't know. December 16, 2012
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Renaldo

(n.) a person who doesn't care what kind of cigarettes you smoke--he just wants one;
(n.) a person who claims that he has quit smoking but constantly bums cigarettes off of you.
(n.) a person who will sell you out and make you sleep outside after you drove all night to hang out in, say, Austin.
(n.) a poser from Louisiana
Chris: Hey, what kind of cigarettes does a Renaldo smoke?
Barrett: What kind?
Chris: Any kind you got.
Barrett: Yeah, i fucking hate renaldo. He's such a poser.
by JcBibble January 6, 2008
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realvolution

A revolution of realness, where honesty and hustle replace fakery and entitlement.
People no longer celebrate bad behavior, ignorance and lies; instead they seek quality of character, truth and knowledge in all people, things and information.
Life: choosing to look within ourselves for validation instead of outside in material things or vapid relationships.
Also a music term: the revolution of talent and skill rising above the assembly line of celebrated "artists" who don't have either.
It's time for a realvolution in music, the stuff I hear on the airwaves is all fluff and autotune. No one sounds like that in concert.
by QueenBossLady May 23, 2016
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Renaldo’d

When you order a knockoff product of some fandom from a shady Facebook website, only for them to take your money and disappear.
Jason got “Renaldo’d” when he tried to order that Stan Lee Infinity Gauntlet pop off of Facebook
by Husker56 July 15, 2021
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Renaldoverse

A person named Renaldo/Ronaldo, who is to dumb for the general population, that they are considered in there on universe.
Your in the renaldoverse
by Aydin July 27, 2022
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