Relic

The Hungry One,Eats Sleep Bath Repeat

Man 1: How are you gonna eat that much z
Man 2: Ultimate Relic Energy

by ProbablyAditya January 26, 2022

Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."

Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

by Train, L July 1, 2009

reltih floda

Crazy military type who took over the running of the nation of dnalhcstued (also called ynamreg) and murdered lots of wejs and tsinummocs.

Who the lleh ever heard of reltih floda?

by Fearman December 28, 2007

relocation code

Your "relocation code" is the mysterious 4 numbers affixed by the USPS after the Zip Code of your mailing address. They are to be used for the forcible reconstruction of society into the New World Order according to the plans of the Shadow Government.

The Simpsons poked fun at the four additional digits of ZIP codes when Lisa asks what ZIP+4 codes are for, and is told that they are "citizen relocation codes".

by happyguy49 August 3, 2009

New relic

Referring to a Granny chaser who has just acquired his latest squeeze.

"Dude I totally got me a new relic last night".
"Man you be acquiring more new relics than an archaeologist".

by Totem_Snacks October 25, 2019

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

reltney

An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."

by Anonymous August 13, 2003