Person A: Hello good neighbor. You look like a cool guy. My name's John.
Person B: Howdy. My name's Mark. I'm a very spiritual person, and I want you to know the grace of thy lord. Have you been saved by Jesus?
Person A: No, I'm an atheist.
Person B: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT RAPIST PEDOPHILE GAY JACKASS BITCH WHORE DICKHOLE DIPSHIT CUNT SLUTTY WHORE FUCKER CUM EATING ASSHOLE DILDO PUSSY LICKING RELIGION HATING CONDOM WRAPPER!
Person B: Howdy. My name's Mark. I'm a very spiritual person, and I want you to know the grace of thy lord. Have you been saved by Jesus?
Person A: No, I'm an atheist.
Person B: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT RAPIST PEDOPHILE GAY JACKASS BITCH WHORE DICKHOLE DIPSHIT CUNT SLUTTY WHORE FUCKER CUM EATING ASSHOLE DILDO PUSSY LICKING RELIGION HATING CONDOM WRAPPER!
by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 12, 2018
An organized set of spiritual beliefs for the purpose of gaining knowledge about the ultimate nature of reality. It serves as a constant source of purpose and comfort for countless millions of people. It is often incorrectly blamed for every evil in human history. Religion is not, and never was the source of these evils. It is our own corrupt and violent nature as human beings that cause evil. This coupled with strong socio-economic forces have made history quite violent, however it has all been in spite of religion not because of it.
by Keys7854 July 27, 2010
An excuse for willfully ignorant and stupid bigots to justify their intolerance and hate against people who are different than them (race, creed, gender, sexuality etc...)
Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Gay couple: Why did you vandalize our house?
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019
A sociological institution that's true purpose is to protect the family structure (by alienating homosexuals) through guilt, self-doubt and fear by spouting the dogma of a man-made God in order to increase the reproductive rate of pre-industrial or medieval civilizations, which in turn increases a species overall chance of survival.
Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity
Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity
by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004
by Treg August 28, 2003
Religion: Worship/theism
Religion is worshiping a God. It started arounf 50000 B.C.E, there are many religions, but most of them have at least some similarities. The most popular religion is Christianity. The opposite of religion is Atheism, and there are two kinds if Atheists for religion, the nice ones who are okay with religious folk, and those who bash religion. Most replies on UD after the 3rd page are the ladder. Religious people mostly think that there is one of three:
God, Goddess, Diodee.
But there also is a lot of religions that have multiple Gods or Goddesses.
A lot of people think that religion caused wars.
That is untrue, ultra-religious popes who hated everyone who wasn't their religion did. But nowdays, it changed.
Places of intrest for religion are: Temples, Churches, Cults
Respect to all religions.
See also: Pope, Theist, Atheist
Religion is worshiping a God. It started arounf 50000 B.C.E, there are many religions, but most of them have at least some similarities. The most popular religion is Christianity. The opposite of religion is Atheism, and there are two kinds if Atheists for religion, the nice ones who are okay with religious folk, and those who bash religion. Most replies on UD after the 3rd page are the ladder. Religious people mostly think that there is one of three:
God, Goddess, Diodee.
But there also is a lot of religions that have multiple Gods or Goddesses.
A lot of people think that religion caused wars.
That is untrue, ultra-religious popes who hated everyone who wasn't their religion did. But nowdays, it changed.
Places of intrest for religion are: Temples, Churches, Cults
Respect to all religions.
See also: Pope, Theist, Atheist
Catholic: My religion is Catholicism
Islamist: My religion is Islam
Jew: My religion is Judaisn
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam
Jew: My religion is Judaisn
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
by Ayourmomhot January 30, 2022
by Suckmahdickshomophobes March 07, 2018