Bitches on retainer

When a male has multiple females ready to talk, hang out with, but most importantly... fuck. Usually this phrase will be used when a guy is successfully playing the field and scoring a lot of bitches snapchats from the bars.

Hell yeah brother, I’ve got some bitches on retainer right now!

by Alexthegreatt October 19, 2020

cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock

At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.

by READAAR March 21, 2006

Retainer Banger

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.

Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!

by Cody Jz October 14, 2008

Retainer relief

When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.

After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.

by FrayFanatic June 3, 2015

jeongins.lost.retainer

One of the funniest and best stray kids fan accounts on insta! The earth they walk on is instantly blessed underneath them!

“Wow that’s a great reel! Who posted it?”

“Jeongins.lost.retainer of course!!!”

by Hans bakery July 2, 2021

relaxness

The state in which one feels relaxed and has the ability to spread the “relaxness”

“Aw you look tense, let me give you some of my relaxness”
“Just embrace the relaxness”

by lessnliv July 19, 2019

retainer voice

(adj)(v) to speak as if one had a retainer in their mouth which in turn causes all "s" sounds to be pronounced from the back of the mouth with the tongue never touching the front teeth...resulting in a gathering of spit for a modified "sh" sound, possibly showering the recipient of the retainer voice in the speakers spit. often embellished for comical effect by using key terms such as geez louise gosh and shucks.

1. (sh)ally (sh)ure is(h) (sh)uper p(sh)yched (sh)e (sh)ells (sh)ea (sh)ells by the (sh)andy (sh)ea (sh)ore.

2. Do you know what would make that story actually funny, repeat in your retainer voice.

3. Man, I hope he doesnt think any less of me after hearing my retainer voice.

by ktrain3299 March 22, 2011