rebitchancy

(n) The cyclic process in which individuals complains about their existence in the world repeatedly, but eventually re-evaluates their life to remedy their personal woes. Hence, individuals constantly re-bitch and see what happens.

"Fuck, I'm going through so much shit right now. My work is kicking my ass, and I thought I got it squared away, ya know? Now I'm going through rebitchancy. I think it'll get better once my boss calms down."

"That girl's got so many issues. Better stay away from her. I don't know when that rebitchancy is gonna stop."

"I hate it when I go through rebitchancy, but I'm glad I do, because I'm happier for it in the end. Fuck, can't imagine what I'd be like if I kept going down THAT old path."

by shortYgeorge October 16, 2005

Religabitch

A women, or man, that breaks up with you because you dont believe in Jesus

Jesus, even though Renee is a huge whore, and loves to drink and smoke pot, she actually broke up with me because I wont go to church with her. What a religabitch!

by budadoo June 14, 2011

Rebitching

The art of bitching about others bitches.

I was bitching on facebook and some tool started rebitching about my bitch.

by rantillian August 16, 2015

Rebitchulous

When a girl is so bitchy it's ridiculous! The type of girl that thinks the world owes her something just for her being in it. You can find her blowing up social media with selfies telling everyone how hot she is, because she thrives on the attention! But if you talk to her in person she's awkward cause she thinks she's all that!

Hey are you bringing Sarah to the party?
No way man, that girl is rebitchulous!

by Theert12 December 24, 2016

Rebitching

After a fight with someone, we always think of all the things we SHOULD have said to REALLY get even. Pronounced REHbitching.

After having it out with my dad over the speeding ticket and all his hypocrisy, I went to my room, and began rebitching all the wittiest comebacks and arguments that would have won me the fight.

by Smug Ant October 27, 2009

Rolfbitch

Originated as a combination of some Asian kid's misspelling of ROFL and the word bitch. Just an obscure way of saying bitch. Usually used in conjunction with other obscure word/insults such as chube and/or as a greeting.

Hello rolfbitch.
Dude, you're such a fucking rolfbitch chube, shut up.

by Roy Luo December 29, 2007

Rebitchionist

A particularly grumpy and irritable Receptionist or office admin. Characterized by short temper, abrupt phone manner, lack of patience or willingness to assist in any reasonable task and dislike of the mailman.

Likes: Sighing and Facebook.

You spoken to that new Rebitchionist yet? Wow! Asked her to do a send a parcel for me and i thought she was trying to melt my face with her eyes.

by Thornton Reed April 2, 2011