Retromantic

noun: One who has an affinity for a certain facet of popular culture from the past. Namely music, motion pictures, and lifestyle.

I still bump my Depeche Mode records. I'm a devout retromantic...

by BigfnMike September 22, 2009

RemRom

Remrom is a ship between the Sanders Sides characters Roman and Remus, the two sides of creativity. Most fanders don't like Remrom because Remus and Roman are canonically twins so it's technically incest, even though they are factors of Thomas's imagination. Some people who ship them don't count them as twins because of, y'know, the whole imaginary thing and others create Au's where they are not twins. (I don't personally ship it)

Person 1: Hey bro, did you know some people ship Remus and Roman?
Person 2: Oh, Remrom? Yeah I ship it.
Person 1: Oh really? You don't seem like the kind of person interested in incest.
Person 2: Oh I'm not, I just don't see them as brothers.
Person 1: Ah ok, well I'm not going to fight you over this, you can ship what you want. I personally don't support it though.
Person 2: Ok, that's understandable, glad to know you won't patronize me over it though.
Person 3: You are a horrible f*ck to ship incest, wth, how could you do that they're brothers, you can't do that.
Person 2: Ok well bye, you weren't in our conversation anyway, bye bro!

Person 1: Ey, bye bro
Person 3: You're a horrible person who's going to burn in hell for not stopping being their friend you terrible person, how can you even call yourself a fander for still being friends with someone like that.

by .Insecure Bean. June 5, 2020

reformed whore

A person who once practiced a bad habit egregiously who now rails hypocritically against other people practicing the same bad habit. Kind of how ex-smokers are the most likely to complain about smoky bars.

Can you believe that the guy who used to get shitfaced every night just called me pathetic because I went out drinking? What a reformed whore!

by WCL April 26, 2006

Reformie Normie

Your average American Jew who knows a nominal amount about Judaism. This is your "twice a year" Jew, who only goes to Shul on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. They typically identify as being Jewish through superficial cultural concepts, such as eating matzo ball soup, watching Seinfeld, cultural Zionism, Jewish mother jokes, and remembering the Holocaust. You might see a Reformie Normie stumble drunk into their local college campus Chabad on a Friday night and exclaim "I'm here for the food!". Reformie Normies might have had a Bar or Bat Mitzvah but that was basically the end of their Jewish education, aside from their college Birthright trip. Oh, and their dating profiles always have to say something about a "Nice Jewish Boy/Girl" aka "NJB/NJG". It's a Halachic obligation.

The dating profile of a Reformie Normie:

"I'm just an NJG lookin' for an NJB!"

"Challah atcha boi!"
"I'm just here because my mother want's me to marry a nice Jewish girl!"
"Let's tell our grandparents we met in Shul! ;-)"
"My matzoball soup is better than your bubbie's"

by JustANiceJewishBoy August 22, 2021

divorce reform

Something that will never happen because there's no money in it.
It usually involves controversial ideas like bringing concepts of "innocent until proven guilty" and "equal treatment under the law regardless of gender" to family court. It also often involves controversial ideas like treating a marriage contract like any other contract where someone is free to exit the contract any time; but, if there isn't sufficient cause, the person exiting the contract must leave the other parties as unharmed as possible, and the person exiting without sufficient cause may face penalties for doing so.

I think it would be better if we had a system where, when one parent initiates a divorce, there is a rebuttable presumption (meaning a presumption that could be rebutted if wrong-doing can be proven) that any minor children remain with the other parent that didn't want the divorce. Scientific studies show divorce is usually very bad for kids, and this would probably greatly decrease unnecessary divorce.

Dude, you're talking about divorce reform. That will never happen.

by YetAnotherVictim October 2, 2011

Remrom

The sanders sides ship between roman (creativity) sanders and Remus (creativity/intrusive thoughts) sanders that is widely considered “incest” despite there being no concrete evidence supporting it

Someone: I ship Remrom because I personally do not see them as brothers. Though if you do, that is completely fine. But please do not harass me because fiction is not reality

by Hshaggazhan February 4, 2020

reformed slut

one who once practiced promiscuous sex, but has since dedicated her/himself to long-term conservative relationships. In America reformed sluts usually engage in promiscuous sex during the ages of 18-23, since these are also prime years for developing life long interests, reformed sluts will hardly have developed skills for any non-academic interests: cooking, dedication to engaging in sports, general taste in music, cleaning, outdoorsmanship, bilingualism, etc. This is usually referred to as bimboism.

Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.

Gene: ...but I heard Mark's girlfriend can't cook.
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.

Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!

by Tomati August 1, 2007