noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.
"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"
by felch August 21, 2007
Get the reetard mug.a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.
"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"
"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
by ReedieBop December 3, 2011
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An ugly guy who has failed internet relationship after failed internet relationship. Keeps making plans to meet up with women on the net and keeps getting rejected. Is used a lot and can't sustain a real relationship due to stalkerlike tendencies and mental illness.
by nidee March 27, 2008
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Tier 1 - Stupid, Snarky, Snide and/or useless comments or statement.
Tier 2 - Random sentence which contains incorrect information and/or a rhetorical question/statement which they expect an answer
Tier 3 Full Retard
Tier 1 - Stupid, Snarky, Snide and/or useless comments or statement.
Tier 2 - Random sentence which contains incorrect information and/or a rhetorical question/statement which they expect an answer
Tier 3 Full Retard
Example of Tier 2 Reecetardation
Person 1 - "im soooo hungry, i really want to order a pizza, i want a pizza"
Person 2 - *inhead* (just order one then)
Person 1 - "im soooo hungry, i really want to order a pizza, i want a pizza"
Person 2 - *inhead* (just order one then)
by Donofthesimps May 16, 2020
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by Randall batman March 2, 2018
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Yo bro! I just entered this LAN game; it's filled with "Reachtards"
Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!
Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!
by BreachedNotBroken November 28, 2010
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