red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?
1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough
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When 2 homosexual males intertwine their penises together similar to the snakes on the medical symbol.
Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.
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red vines

A sugary theater snack that is one half of crazy delicious, along with Mr Pibb.
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When two men entwine their penises like a caduceus (from an episode of The Office)
The two dudes were red vining in the bathroom.
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A tasty treat that mixes well with Mr. Pibb.
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when two men intertwine their penises like the two snakes on the medical alert braclents
Me and Ashton had a good time red vining last night, almost two complete revolutions!
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RED VINES

A code word I made during class which in my own wording means when you want to commit sewer slide. Red vines is the thing that happens when you get a rope and it gets covered in your bl00d. I made this code because I was around people. Planning my own date so nobody knows and forgets. Forget about me.
Joey : I'm going to buy some red vines.

Person 1 : Okay Joe see you at class.

*after that day*

Person 1 : Where's Joey? She's not a school

Person 2 : Oh she's not here.

Person 1 : Oh..?
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