A Magical Pair of glass that enables conservatives to see the truth about about the liberal agenda and the world around them. With these specs, reality is no longer liberally biased and makes perfect ideological sense.
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* Hidden Motivations of Reporters, Statisticians and debate moderators, among others, are made as clear as day.
* Find of what Liberals really believe when they talk about issues important to them such as climate change.
* See issues not convenient to conservatives and their narratives disappear infront of you very eyes. You will never need Fox News again!
The Red State Specs among other things make...
* Hidden Motivations of Reporters, Statisticians and debate moderators, among others, are made as clear as day.
* Find of what Liberals really believe when they talk about issues important to them such as climate change.
* See issues not convenient to conservatives and their narratives disappear infront of you very eyes. You will never need Fox News again!
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by Libertatis January 8, 2015
Get the Red State Spexs mug.A type of music favored by people who live in red states or more conservative areas of blue states. Bnads in this category include Creed, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, and Hinder.
Person from Mississippi: "Have you heard the new Nickelback? They's real good!"
Person from Massachusetts: "Fuck no! I don't listen to that red state rock shit!"
Person from Massachusetts: "Fuck no! I don't listen to that red state rock shit!"
by Myxamatosis July 13, 2007
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When you are gay in a state that in Republican and feel like you have to be in the closet to avoid persecution.
by Dan'stheman March 30, 2010
Get the Red State Blues mug.A concept unwittingly invented by the late Tim Russert during coverage of the 2000 U.S. Presidential Election. For details, see the individual definitions red state and blue state.
Besides the fact that the colors are the opposite of the rest of the world, the absolute most irritating thing about the red state blue state concept is how it polarizes Americans. Originally, it was only referring to the electoral college, but since then the terms have become part of popular culture. They imply that all citizens within a certain state, which is defined by arbitrary lines on a map, are all generally in agreement with each other, politically speaking.
This is of course ridiculous. Most of the time, the margin of victory in individual states in a Presidential election is not profoundly large. It's quite rare that either of the two main candidates receives less than 1/3rd of the vote in any given state. It's also quite common for a state of a certain "color" to elect other politicians from the opposite party (as mayor, governor, senate, etc.). Add to that the fact that voter turnout hasn't gone over 63% in the last 100 years, and it's easy to see how asinine it is to group together all citizens of a certain state.
Besides the fact that the colors are the opposite of the rest of the world, the absolute most irritating thing about the red state blue state concept is how it polarizes Americans. Originally, it was only referring to the electoral college, but since then the terms have become part of popular culture. They imply that all citizens within a certain state, which is defined by arbitrary lines on a map, are all generally in agreement with each other, politically speaking.
This is of course ridiculous. Most of the time, the margin of victory in individual states in a Presidential election is not profoundly large. It's quite rare that either of the two main candidates receives less than 1/3rd of the vote in any given state. It's also quite common for a state of a certain "color" to elect other politicians from the opposite party (as mayor, governor, senate, etc.). Add to that the fact that voter turnout hasn't gone over 63% in the last 100 years, and it's easy to see how asinine it is to group together all citizens of a certain state.
I despise the red state blue state concept. It damages our individual identity, our state pride, and our comradery with our fellow Americans. There are plenty of conservatives in New England, plenty of liberals in the South, and tons of moderates all over the place. I'm not from a red state or a blue state, I'm from an American state! So please stop over-generalizing and assigning labels to us!
by klopek007 March 3, 2010
Get the red state blue state mug.To give a REAL definition and not bash the right for a change of pace, this is the term given to states during elections that have more Republican votes than Democratic votes.
by Mike! May 13, 2005
Get the Red states mug.States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
by MRT2 September 25, 2006
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Red staters are easy to spot. They drive 30 miles to Wal Mart to save .08 on a jar of mustard. That is, when they're not burning a cross on their neighbor's yard because he didn't go to church this week; or beating up n*ggers, gays or jews. They believe they're God's chosen even though they're lucky if they make more than $6.00/hour working the drive through at Hardee's.
by spot December 13, 2004
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