little red riding cunt

Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.

"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"

by Jordan Converse October 26, 2013

red cheeked cunt

a red cheeked cunt is a manslag who’s cheeks are always red and looks like they have painted their face red

daniel: omg look at that red cheeked cunt
tracy: what’s that?¿
daniel: oh tracy, i have a lot of explaining to do

by cookiefetishboy1233 November 11, 2019

Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.

Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

by micah! March 16, 2004

Cunt for Red October

Related to the Kentucky Hot Pocket, this maneuver involves being spooned by your lady friend, and then passing a silent but deadly into her lady parts undetected. Stealth mode!

I ate a bunch of mustard that night because Veronica totally deserved the Cunt for Red October after what she did to my brakes.

by ectofunky July 11, 2011

Red cunthair

This term denotes an even smaller measurement than a cunthair

Its a little too big, just take a Red cunthair off it.

by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

Redcunt

A redcunt is a British person who usually takes pride in their country to the point of seeing themselves superior enough to trash talk other countries in the world, (usually American countries), but will cowardly backpedal out of an argument with people from said countries after offending them. Redcunts usually hate Americans due to their lack of free healthcare, low quality education, the continent they reside in, what they don’t have, etc

American: It’s kinda weird how the British drive on the other side of the road..
British: Ha! You stupid Americans are too dumb to even write down today’s date properly!

Americans: Shut the fuck up, you redcunt! I just thought it was weird! You British people think you’re so smart when you can get arrested for offensive tweets!
British: Oh, I’m joking! Every country has their flaws, you know!

American: No shit, but you don’t have to be an asshole to someone because of their country’s flaws.

by The weekend’s bitch March 10, 2020