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Immaculate Reception

The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.
My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.

Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?

Immaculate Reception!
by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011
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Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.
It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.
by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008
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Welcum Reception

When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.
Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.

Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019
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Shitty reception

When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus
Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception
by Elwipfo July 22, 2018
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Rectal Reception

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.
by Hope Fully May 16, 2025
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A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited
by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024
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Master of deception

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it
J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception
by Outlooker of omens December 27, 2021
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