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report card

Tim: "Hey John, can I see your report card?"
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"
John: "Yup."
by Hermin The Hobo April 7, 2012
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Reborn Live

Reborn Live (also known as Reborn, Reborn or grandpa) is an amazing Spanish streamer who mainly plays GTA roleplay in Spainrp (aka, the most amazing GTA Roleplay server in Spain or even the world). He pretends to be cool but he's actually a moody old man who'll yell "CAPULLO" (jerk) at his viewers, but mainly because we actually are pretty much a bunch of jerks. Deep inside, even though he won't send us a kiss, he's a cutie pie and inspires us all
+Oh! Why are you crying?
-Reborn Live won't read the Discord Server *cries* HE IGNORES US!
by Mynameisrain July 9, 2020
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Spring Creek Resort

Euphemism for those looking to locate a source of marijuana or other illicit drugs.
While sitting at a corner waiting for a bus, a man in a car pulls up and asks "Do you know where the Spring Creek Resort is?" This is his way of determining if you have any drugs to sell him.
by johnny mellow July 18, 2009
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redneck resort

A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.
Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!

Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!
by glamrocker October 12, 2013
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tps report

In software development, a TPS Report is a quality assurance document that stands for "Testing Procedure Specification". This report is part of the IEEE 829 standards.

However, in the modern cubicle culture, TPS is an acronym meaning "Totally Pointless Stuff", which was made famous in the movie Office Space. TPS Reports are meaningless pieces of documentation that must be filled out but that nobody reads.

As an inside joke, many cubicle workers have duped their managers into renaming their routine status reports as "TPS reports" under the guise of other acroyms such as "Time and Productivity Status"
Our weekly TPS reports were filled with context-free grammer
by Bernie Klinder August 3, 2005
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Updated Autopsy Report

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.
Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!
by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022
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