Riverwest Reacharound

1) Named for a bourough in Milwaukee, it is the act of stealing money or goods after the victim has fallen asleep after sex.
2) Being taken advantage of in a particularly classless manner.

1) I thought she was on the up and up, but when I woke up the next morning after hooking up with her, my wallet was gone. Looks like she gave me the old Riverwest Reacharound.
2) I got a Riverwest Reacharound after my purse got stolen by the guy I was flirting with at the dive bar last night.

by Mdamascus December 28, 2009

French Reacharound

While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your own butthole.

I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give myself a French Reacharound

by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

reacharound

The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act.

A couple buddies of mine have a late-nite radio show called "Fast Eddie and the Reacharound".

by Der Capitan February 8, 2004

ranchtard

A 30/70 mix of ranch and mustard.

I dipped my corn dog in ranchtard. It was delicious.

by DJ Rock-N-Fella March 8, 2009

Compound Reacharound

The act of simultaneously jerking your partner off during a double-sided dildo session.

Greg and Jack decided the ol' double-sider wasn't enough and added the compound reacharound to finish each other off.

by Gnawrly July 25, 2011

halo: reacharound

What millions of young adult men are playing right now.

Bro 1: Hey bro, Halo?
Bro 2: Halo: Reacharound Bro!
Bro 1: Hey Bro, can you give me a reacharound after we play Halo: reach?

by J4meees September 14, 2010

Ninja Reacharound

Unexpected joy from a nearly invisible source.

I didn't expect to enjoy that new Roland Emmerich film so much, but the experience was certainly a ninja reacharound.

by vernacular_ninja November 12, 2009