raytard

a proper name for Ray Hummell of Pennyslvania.

Do you know that kid Ray Hummell?

by duh August 22, 2003

Oakland Raytards

Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.

A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.

NFL fan: Which team do you root for?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!

NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!

NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!

by John Madden's Clipboard March 12, 2013

raytard/ricktard

a person that is devoid of logical thinking all so know as an assclown.

Greg: Who parked that truck like that?
Laura: It was fucking raytard/ricktard.
Greg: He is such an assclown

by The Slave July 25, 2009