Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
by YevYev March 3, 2011
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with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.
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While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.
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A mental disorder in which, rather than dissociating with one's own personality, one uncontrollably associates an object (the subject) with an unrelated item (the result).
Person 1 - "What do cigarettes remind you of?" Person 2 - "An angel. The golden band reminds me of a halo." Person 1 - "Oh, snap! You've got a bad case of ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder!"
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