Had The Radish

Vermont / New England saying for when an item or person is so messed up, broken, worthless that it is no longer useful and is essentially junk.

Yeah, he's HAD THE RADISH

by jescoelvis March 20, 2011

bung radish

The clotted collection of pubic hairs, old turds, lint and all the other debris that collects between your asshole and the back of your balls.

Man, my bung radish is huge... time to take a shower

by Bung Radish December 16, 2004

Weeping radish

A mushroom stamp slapped so hard it makes her cry.

Sophie was getting mouthy so Matt gave her a weeping radish to quiet her down.

by Wrangler25 July 26, 2010

Snapping the radish

To masturbate.

Joe was late, he was snapping the radish.

by mikedroz March 10, 2009

A Radish attack

A radish attack is when a red head slaps his balls across your face at night and yells “radish slap”

jim: hey did you hear what happened at the party last night?

molly: no what happened?
jim: anthony fell asleep and got a radish attack from ryan

by stellamekenize May 17, 2021

crackin' the radish

another slang term for masterbation

While I was at work, Randy was supposed to be steam cleaning carpets, Instead he was ordering porn on my directv and crackin' the radish on my couch

by Badfish48 February 14, 2012

Radishing

Someone or thing that looks quirky and attractive.

"You looking Radishing!'

by AM01 August 7, 2018