battle the rancor
V. - the act of having a particulalry tough time moving one's bowels. Usually accompanied by loud moans and/or the cursing of whatever may have caused such a strenous time on the porcelain throne. A reference to the Star Wars film, Return of the Jedi, where Luke Skywalker battles a giant shit monster in a cave that looks like Jabba the Hut's toilet.
I had some bomb ass tacos yesterday, but when I got home I had to run for the toilet and battle the rancor.
battle the rancor by lousixx August 20, 2011
riding the rancor
This is the dangerous act of banging a girl underage (jail bait). It is highly advised for legal reasons not to "ride the rancor." But to do so and come out without any consequences is a feat that not many accomplish, unless you are a Jedi. Luke Skywalker was seen surviving a rancor encounter in "Return of the Jedi." A rancor is a large carnivorous reptomammal native to the planet of Dathomoir. As you can tell it is equally as dangerous to encounter a rancor as it is to have an "encounter" with jail bait. This can be used in several tenses such as "Lets ride the rancor" or "He rode the rancor" and lets not forget "riding the rancors."
Dude 1: Dude I rode the rancor last night.
Dude 2: Dude she was 15!
(at a party)
Drunk 1:Oh man this girl is coming on to me.
Drunk 2:Bro, she is like 16 your 25.
Drunk 1:Time to ride the rancor then
(At a mall)
Bro 1: Dude bro you see that girl eyeing me?
Bro 2: Careful riding the rancor is dangerous, and illegal in most places
Bro 1: Luke survived
Bro 2: You're no Jedi bro
Dude 2: Dude she was 15!
(at a party)
Drunk 1:Oh man this girl is coming on to me.
Drunk 2:Bro, she is like 16 your 25.
Drunk 1:Time to ride the rancor then
(At a mall)
Bro 1: Dude bro you see that girl eyeing me?
Bro 2: Careful riding the rancor is dangerous, and illegal in most places
Bro 1: Luke survived
Bro 2: You're no Jedi bro
riding the rancor by princeofbrosia July 9, 2012
Dirty Rancor
Dirty Rancor by Creamyjack69 May 4, 2025
Runcorn hotpot
Runcorn hotpot
A sexual act involving two or more rub and tug girls from logon, woodridge or inala, a headstand, an anal speculum and a serve of short soup with bbq pork.
A sexual act involving two or more rub and tug girls from logon, woodridge or inala, a headstand, an anal speculum and a serve of short soup with bbq pork.
I thought we were just stopping off for a quick massage but turns out we were in for a Runcorn hotpot
Runcorn hotpot by theblackmaven June 16, 2016
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