railroad shit

Going to the restroom on company time and staying in there for a half an hour.

I was having a bad day at the office, so I took a railroad shit.

by jrndakota November 8, 2006

Pearl Railroad

When you cum all over a girls braces.

I just gave that chick a pearl railroad!!!!

by the conductor January 23, 2005

Metro-North Railroad

The Metro-North Railroad is a semi-decent commuter railroad in the New York metropolitan area. There are three lines, the Hudson Line (to/from Poughkeepsie); the Harlem (to/from Wassaic) and the New Haven Line (to/from New Haven, Conneticut). The New Haven Line has three smaller branches into Danbury, New Caanan and Waterbury. All three lines go as south as Grand Central Terminal.

I need to go home to Poughkeepsie, the Metro-North Railroad dosen't run past 1am.

by 1-800-MARGARITA July 18, 2006

railroaded

The act of limiting ones options to a single track, irregardless of other options; grabbed by the proverbial balls and yanked towards a single destination.

"She railroaded me into this marriage by getting pregnant."

"I was railroaded by my in-laws into this vacation."

by lrryhll June 4, 2014

The Transcontinental Railroad

First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.

"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."

by The Decafe Coffey April 1, 2009

Rimjob railroad

A group of two or more people who connect themselves, mouth to anus, and form a line.

Bob: Hey Jim, are you riding the rimjob railroad tonight?

Jim: No bob. My anus is too sore.

by Dirty Tizzle January 3, 2013

railroading

In gaming, the act of forcing a player to "choose to" do something they don't really want to in order to advance the plot according to the wishes or designs of the GM.

Thus, the player feels like they're being moved through a world (or plot) as if on train tracks, without any choice on where to go.

"So we have to search the lower dungeon to find the key, despite the fact that this door is rotten and my character has 19 strength? Stop railroading us!"

by FeepingCreature March 9, 2013