Anal Reed

The reed of a musical instrument such as an Oboe, Clarinet or Saxophone that was once inside a living creatures Anal cavity.

Anal Reed

Faggel: Hey Bi-Boy do you want to try out my Oboe?
Bi-Boy: Ya sure (Takes Oboe and plays a couple notes)
Faggel: Oh and by the way I stuck the reed to my Oboe that you're playing with up my Anal cavity.

by ElBarrioDeMuchoDias August 5, 2012

Jay Reed Fan

A Fake Team Fan ( Rooting For Or And Liking A Team That's Not Your Original Team )..... A Person Who Just Want To Be Included In A Movement Or Group.... #JayReedAssFan #FakeAssFan #JayReedAssNigga

You Ain't No Redskins Fan..... Setting Here Rooting And Or Liking The Dallas Cowboys...You A Jay Reed Fan....#JayReedFan #JayReedAssNigga #FakeAssFan

by Bocky Smith December 24, 2019

Mika Raees

Mika Raees is a common name used to identify pedophiles and necrophiliacs. Mika Raees loves giving blowjobs, Rimjobs, Titjobs, assjobs, fartjobs, earjobs, nosejobs, organjobs etc. Mika Raees are into dead bodies, piles of shit and roadkill. Most Mika Raees are transgendered males.

Local sg News reporter : there has been multiple cases of a Mika Raees fucking dead bodies in pasir ris cemetary

by Osama bin hosni November 22, 2021

Reed move

An action that is considered to be douchey or downright despicable.

Stealing candy from a baby is a such a Reed move.

by ninjaman920 April 16, 2013

Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

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by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009