Rakestraw

A lazy SOB who has the ability to appear busy even while sleeping. Also believes he knows everything about any given topic and proves it by using internet based data. Must also be the focus of all conversations, even when not invited.

While everybody was working hard, Rakestraw was explaining the theory of evolution, quoting data from the Internet.

by The Skenz July 14, 2015

Jackstrawed

A lethargic,lazy condition brought on by eating too much Jack Straw's Pizza. Often occurs in an office or classroom setting.

"John was found jackstrawed and snoring in his office after enjoying a large lunch at Jack Straw's Pizza in Wheaton Illinois."

by Sam Hood March 30, 2008

rackstarpoo

Commonly known under the name "Ted", usually give to a gay person

"jeez he's gay, must be a rackstarpoo"

by Richard Galdwin October 23, 2017

rackstabber

Someone who gets their revenge within finances.

Oh he got shit together he a “rackstabber.”

by demarrioo July 15, 2023