roflwpimp

rolling on the floor laughing while pissing in your pants

Bob: justin bieber is a good singer

Jim: ROFLWPIMP
Bob: what
Jim: ROFLWPIMP

by swaggachase July 7, 2010

ROFLJIMP

An acronym which stands for "rolling on floor laughing, jizzing in my pants." Appropriate in situations when something funny and sexy/awesome occurs simultaneously.

man 1: I just pranked my super model girlfriend by putting flour in her hair dryer, she's covered in white stuff!!

man 2: lolol *ROFLJIMP*

by Brodo's Bagels December 1, 2010

Roflpiptoe

acronym - rolling on floor laughing pissing in pants turning over ecstatically. (usually said in a British accent)

girl: "Do you think it was because I was born in Jersey?"

guy: "Probably because you're retarded. That's what I'd go with lol"

girl: "Roflpiptoe."

by littlechickenbaster January 16, 2013

roflpimpwtime

short for
Rolling On Floor Laughing, Pissing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes

Person A: YOU ARE A FXXXING GENIUS!!!!!!!!
Person B: fucksksksksksing genius?
Person A: roflpimpwtime

by The Devilish Dante December 29, 2007

roflcimp

abbr: rolling on the floor laughing, cumming in my pants

Derivative of roflpimp (rofl pissing in my panties)

Idiot #1: hey i supermanned chris crocker last night.
Idiot #2: Hahaha wtf!! roflcimp

by butterz April 15, 2008

ROFLSIMP

ROFLSIMP is an extension of the popular internet acronym ROFL and means Rolling On Floor Laughing, Shitting in My Pants.

You get a TXT/IM that is so funny that you fall to the ground laughing and then shit your pants. You send a reply TXT "ROFLSIMP."

by Doc Hollywood99 May 14, 2011