reed

A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.

Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.

by Adoring Fan December 19, 2007

reed

the nigga who finna fuck that bitch payton crouse

A-"ay yo im tryna hit that payton bitch?"
B-"na she w reed g"
A-*😔😔😔

by justfactsngl October 2, 2019

Reed

A girl that can be energetic but relaxed at times in comfy sweats. Is very preppy and most of wardrobe is Abercrombie and Fitch plaid shirts. Friends with soccer players but is good at lacrosse. Likes texting but controls herself.

Dude, Reed just bought ANOTHER plaid shirt.

by theninjagirl4 January 23, 2011

Reed

A Reed is a kind sweet boy who can be very shy around the girl he likes but he will win her heart regardless because of his awesome personality.He might be a little on the short side but if a girl truly likes him she won't care.He may have some sociopathic tendancies but he starts acting a little crazy you will just end up laughing about it later.With his blonde hair and beautiful icy blue/gray eyes he could win any girl's herat but is looking for Ms.Right.

"Reed is so cute and smart , I wish he wasn't so shy so he could ask me out."

by RiversOfSoul November 8, 2017

Reed

adj. short name for ridiculous

Henry: Yo Riley I am naked and eating!
Riley: Dude, you're actions are so reed.

by Nika is crazy! March 21, 2009

reed

A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.

"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"

by tehbanaynay June 3, 2014

Reed

One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.

Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.

by Rick... March 7, 2013