quorumtine

The minimum number of quarantined, work-from-home members that must be logged into an online video meeting to make the proceedings valid.

As the Zoom leader waited for the tenth member to sign in, unable to begin until the meeting had a quorumtine, she wondered whether they would ever see each other again in the real world.

by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020

quorums

A small wart like sore found on the genitalia.

That bitch gave me quorums!

by Lupus May 26, 2004

Querumpa

Querumpa is the action of offering something to someone....

Your at a party and doing some blow, your buddy comes past and you line up a rail and bring it to his attention by saying "Querumpa?"

by Inventor of the uninvented December 6, 2011

Quovum

The small hairs located all around ones butt hole.

Before getting your butt hole bleached, you should shave your Quovum so they're less noticeable.

by eevil1 March 30, 2016

Quorux

A word implying there is a large explanation the speaker is unwilling to give at that moment.

Person One: "We used a mirror to jump from the Cube City to New York, but thirty years in the future."

Person Two: "...What?? Mirror? And what is the Cube City and how did you travel through time?"

Person One: *Sigh* "Quorux."

Person Two: "...What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!"

by AtlasGenie April 9, 2022

reprehendo quotum

Incantation used by social media platforms when you post untrue, batshit crazy, science-denying, 'alt-facts' information to fact check your ignorant ass.

Oh man, I posted that meme that thongs make the best masks and FB reprehendo quotumed me on

by biffymc November 5, 2020