neobrat quickpost cryptics

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.

neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

by MastaRoe October 18, 2010

QUICKSPIT

This word has two definitions. 1.NOUN- This is the center of a pecan or wallnut type nut, this is also in conjunction with the action you will do when mistakenly eating this part of the nut. 2.VERB, this is what your partner will do when attaining a load full in the mouth... This generally stops after marriage.

by DRAGCHEVELLE September 17, 2003

QuickStatus

Adjective. To be fast. To do so rapidly. To accomplish a certain task with fast speed.

Damn homie! That foo did that shit quickstatus.

by Nehc March 16, 2004

Quickshit

An environmental hazard that has been discovered in the political swamp.

He was elected to office, went to Washington, stepped in quickshit, and was immediately sucked under.

It is time to fill the swamps to get rid of the quickshit in Washington.

by Jajajaja December 1, 2019

quacksoft

an amazing mutual that is also very swag 😍

dream: go use #verifyquacksoft on tiktok 😍😍

by ezranotfoundd September 21, 2021

Quickstarter

When a project on Kickstarter reaches its goal long before the window of oppurtunity closes.

"Did you see that Kickstarter project for the Lizzie Bennet Diaries on DVD?"
"Yeah! They reached their goal really quickly, and there's still thirty days left!"
"That was a real quickstarter!"

by FancyTealGiraffe March 23, 2013

quickshot

noun (insult): A man who ejaculates quickly/prematurely, or who is aroused far too easily in general.

Guy 1: "Holy hell! She's a rocket, eh?"
Guy 2: "Calm down, quickshot. She's a six out of ten at best."

by Yowsky December 8, 2020