Quickie

When a male, usually large in ego and physical prowess, would prefer just the pleasures of sexual relations rather than puny, unproductive foreplay. Most highly demanded during a time of stress or anxiety in regards to white men, and demanded on the usual (on the reg) for african american players. Usually performed by a female with low self esteem and inferior brain power.

When a romantic anniversary date never leaves the car. And the words "check please" are only used in direct reference to the male finishing.

"I don't want to be loved. I just want a quickie."

Woman: "How was your Grandfather's funeral, would you like to talk about it?"
Man: "Irrelevant, take my cock right"
Woman: "Are you sure?"
Man:"Yes, less talkie more sucky"

by TossMyRoss October 23, 2011

Quickie

Having quick sex.

Boy: Yo, can I get a quickie?
Girl: Sure. Got the tissues?

by Spencerport_Nagger December 3, 2018

Quickie

1. A quick shower where you only wash your hair in the sink with the nearest soap
2. Very quick sex

Man: "Damn, I need a quickie right now"
Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"

by Mauer F.T.F.W March 28, 2010

Quickie

A "quickie" is when people make love quickly

Molly: hey mamas can we please scissor I wanna fuck so hard

Courtney: no baby I gotta go to work

Molly: pleeeeeeaase I wanna make love to you 🥺

Courtney: okay baby just a quickie though

by gayforpandacootie April 22, 2021

Quickie

Result of two horny people's love!

We all know who is "Quickie"!

by GurudebBolechen March 28, 2015

Quickie

Another name for a quick blow job

“I’m really in the mood for a quickie.”

by Dvln June 4, 2018

Quickie

A brief, gratifying experience of SLAs which could take place in a unique area, such as a storage area in a basement or a parking lot. Quickies always fulfill the needs of all stakeholders involved. Some may be spontaneous and random, while others are scheduled and routine.

Mykel - my assignment indicates that you are requiring a quickie today at 4:00.

Airon - on any day that ends in y, please.

by crazycat8 December 26, 2013