A generic name to describe anyone you see from a distance and decide you dislike simply based on the way they appear.
Yo, did you see the new Spanish teacher in the cafeteria today? Someone tell Queerbag Jones that ascots went out with the cancelation of Scooby Doo.
by bajothehedgehog February 15, 2008
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Queebag
• queerbag
• queenager
• queefage
• queeba
• queebaby
• Queebah
• Queebalander
• Queebar
• queebation
1.A person who essentially t-bags someone and queefs in their face.
2.A mythylogical creature that collects queefs and stores them in bags.
2.A mythylogical creature that collects queefs and stores them in bags.
by noise76 March 10, 2008
Get the queefbagger mug.(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -
OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS
(answer "yes" or "no")
1)Was there a queef?
2)Could you feel the vibration?
3)Could you hear it?
4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?
5)Did the neighbors hear it?
6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?
7)Did bomb squad arrive?
8)Was there major structural damage to your house?
9)Did poison control have to come?
10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.
"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting
(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)
yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy
OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS
(answer "yes" or "no")
1)Was there a queef?
2)Could you feel the vibration?
3)Could you hear it?
4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?
5)Did the neighbors hear it?
6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?
7)Did bomb squad arrive?
8)Was there major structural damage to your house?
9)Did poison control have to come?
10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.
"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting
(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)
yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy
1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.
2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself
2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself
by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007
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1. You work at Abercrombie & Fitch.
2. You watch the O.C. and/or Laguna Beach.
3. You listen to techno music.
4. You use the word bro excessively.
5. Your favorite band is Fall Out Boy.
6. You are not one of the faggot ass Gotti boys, yet you choose to have a blowout and diamond earings.
1. You work at Abercrombie & Fitch.
2. You watch the O.C. and/or Laguna Beach.
3. You listen to techno music.
4. You use the word bro excessively.
5. Your favorite band is Fall Out Boy.
6. You are not one of the faggot ass Gotti boys, yet you choose to have a blowout and diamond earings.
by MamaKillinGuitar March 8, 2007
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"Hey! Leave those dead seagulls alone and wipe that shit off your face!"
"Hey! Leave those dead seagulls alone and wipe that shit off your face!"
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