queerfashionation

n., the tendency to hyper-homosexualize one's homosexual lifestyle.

Garry went to the gay bar, the gay restaurant, the gay bank, and the gay gas station. He clearly suffers from queerfashionation.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

Quarf

A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.

Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.

by Evelyn Fasano August 18, 2009

Quarf

(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.

After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.

by I.A.MM. September 11, 2013

Quarfed

When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.

After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.

by Tobe Pierce August 4, 2008

Quarft

A Quarft is basicly when a girl queefs and sharts at the same time. It will ususally leave a bloody/shitty stain on the surface in which it was released. Sometimes a horrible odor will follow.

"Dude, I can believe we took the girls camping.....there's a huge fucking QUARFT stain all over my Fuckin' sleeping bag. Damnit Ally you dirty slut."

by Estonian Oete May 9, 2009

Queard

A beard that a man wears that causes his appearance to change in a way in which onlookers will assume he is or is most likely a homosexual. Basically a queer beard.

Person 1: "Is Brad Pitt gay?"
Person 2: "No he's married!"
Person 1: "His beard makes him look gay."
Person 2: "That's impossible beards are badass!"
Person 1: "Look see!"
Person 2: "That's not a beard stupid, that's a queard!"

by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013

queaf

A suculent, hurricane-like blast hailing from the vaginal area.

Lucille, that's the loudest queaf I've ever heard!

by kellen bellen watermelon November 19, 2003