quarenteed

An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee

Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use

by nymphii January 4, 2009

Quarenteaching

Education’s answer to the Coronavirus

While quarenteaching, I created a Loom and participated in a Zoom all from the comfort of my room.

by Corona Negative March 18, 2020

Quaranteam

1. Noun: the people you live with or hang out with during a pandemic quarantine.

2. Verb: raiding supplies or gang banging during a pandemic quarantine. Similar to tag-teaming.

"We're all out of toilet paper"
"All right quaranteam, don your CBRN gear and grab your weapons; we are going to quaranteam the covidiot neighbours across the street"

by rebnvodka March 25, 2020

Quaranteaster

Quarantine Easter Easter in Quarantine

Man! We couldn't have anyone over for our Quaranteaster egg hunt.

by Enlightened Egg April 12, 2020

quaranteaster

when it’s Easter 2020 and you’re a senior and all you can do is make up words so that you can fill the void inside your heart for not having graduation and prom because you are stuck in quarantine

Man this quaranteaster sucks

by chloesrandomshitintheus April 13, 2020

QuaranTEAM

Those with whome you quatanteen.

We are glad you are part of our QuaranTEAM, because you are an excellent cook!

by NYC1963 April 9, 2020

quarantease

sexting during lockdown

sexting during lockdown, call that quarantease
#guysaresadtoo

by yournumber1admioror March 29, 2020