quarantine bae

when you get in a relationship with someone to last the duration of (covid-19) quarantine and after it’s over you guys can break up and act like nothing ever happened

Friend: who is that girl waving at you
You: oh yeah that used to be my quarantine bae

by Fly samurai April 5, 2020

Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp December 15, 2012

quarantipsy

Slightly drunk, inebriated, as a result of drinking alcoholic beverages when being confined to your home during quarantine.

Corona messed up my social life so I guess I'll be getting quarantipsy by myself again.

by debroervansergio May 16, 2020

quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona

im in quarantine

by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 17, 2020

quarantina

Women who are learning to cope with life in the age of the coronavirus. Quarantinas don’t need men to keep them busy or to rescue them. They are developing their talent as artists, they are reading serious literature, they are meditating and becoming whole. Not to be confused with quarantinos who are dumbass men with foot fetishes.

Adrian is a badass quarantina. Did you see her new paintings in that online art opening?

by Hardy5 March 22, 2020

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

QuaranKing

A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.

“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020