Quarantea

When the guy you're seeing six feet apart tells you he has a crush on you.

Let's have a Zoom call, I've got to share the quarantea!

by IsolationHamlin April 30, 2020

Quarantalent

a talent you discover you have as a result of all the free time you have during quarantine.

yo man, slow cooking ribs is my QuaranTalent.

by 417smokey May 14, 2020

Quarantelepathic

Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.

I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quaranteam

1. Noun: the people you live with or hang out with during a pandemic quarantine.

2. Verb: raiding supplies or gang banging during a pandemic quarantine. Similar to tag-teaming.

"We're all out of toilet paper"
"All right quaranteam, don your CBRN gear and grab your weapons; we are going to quaranteam the covidiot neighbours across the street"

by rebnvodka March 25, 2020

Quaranteaster

Quarantine Easter Easter in Quarantine

Man! We couldn't have anyone over for our Quaranteaster egg hunt.

by Enlightened Egg April 12, 2020

quaranteaster

when it’s Easter 2020 and you’re a senior and all you can do is make up words so that you can fill the void inside your heart for not having graduation and prom because you are stuck in quarantine

Man this quaranteaster sucks

by chloesrandomshitintheus April 13, 2020

quarantweaker

Someone who is on lockdown a skitzing on social media.
Also, quarantweaking

“Have you seen Ken’s posts lately? I think he is a quarantweaker!”

by Squarebidness April 8, 2020