Quarantail

The ponytail that results from failing to get a haircut before going into self-isolation or quarantine.

"Can't decide whether to buzz it or just embrace the quarantail."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."

by Randy Moscato March 25, 2020

Quarantainment

The things you do to entertain yourself after being cooped up too long

Hey guys check out my pig series chalk art I just did for quarantainment.
Or
I just watched the entire series of Tiger King. It was great quarantainment.

by Diesal07 April 4, 2020

Quaranteens

Another name for gen z. Most of gen z were teenagers during the coronavirus pandemic, so their generation is nicknamed the quaranteens

Most Quaranteens were born in the 2000’s

by Soooomebodyyyyyyyy December 8, 2020

Quaranteed

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015

Quaranteered

I am declaring the rights to this word:

V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quarantan

Tanning at your residence or backyard, while being quarantined by the COVID19 pandemic.

- Damn, can't go out, can't go no where
- I am gonna just lay back and work on my Quarantan. Get those lines working

by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Quaranmean

The state of being crabby AF because of being cooped up in your house all day, day after day, with no end in sight due to the Coronavirus.

"You best get off that sidewalk when you see me coming and take that nasty dog with you, do not get within 6 feet of me Karen because I am quaranmean."

by Karen Quaranmean March 31, 2020