Quarantard

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.

Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.

by eyekey March 31, 2020

quarantine bae

when you get in a relationship with someone to last the duration of (covid-19) quarantine and after it’s over you guys can break up and act like nothing ever happened

Friend: who is that girl waving at you
You: oh yeah that used to be my quarantine bae

by Fly samurai April 5, 2020

Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp December 15, 2012

quaranstache

When you’re stuck in confinement and decide to grow the dirtiest mustache known to man.

Wow! That’s a filthy quaranstache.

by TheRog22 March 25, 2020

Quaranteam

The people you choose to live with during a coronavirus quarantine.

My girlfriend lives by herself, so my roommates and I have included her in our quaranteam

by Faquat March 21, 2020

quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona

im in quarantine

by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 17, 2020

Quaranpeeve

Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.

"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."

"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."

by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020