Quality Control

Futile attempt to ensure that a product or service complies to standards.

Moe works in quality control. He makes sure that sharp objects don't end up in coke bottles.

by JWooden271 December 07, 2003

quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd December 10, 2003

quality control

A way of losing perfectly good definitions from the urban dictionary

70% of deletion requests are unjustified. Don't like it, give it 1 star

by gb sdkbfkdsbkfbdsbfk fbdbfk fbdkfbkd fdkfbkdf May 23, 2004

quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

by Mike February 07, 2005

quality control

An awesome album by Jurassic 5.

I'm going to buy Quality Control.

by P-Diss March 05, 2005

quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.

"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006