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quacker

"That quacker won't prescibe me the good SHIT!"
by Das Harlot February 6, 2006
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quackers

a name given to ur down-to-earth friend who's super squeaky, but doesn't mean to be. A quackers is normally a little, cute friends who hate it when you point out their smallness. they're like little teddy bears. A quackers is super easy to make fun of but in the end, they're the most realistic. A quackers gives the greatest advice, but is the most stubborn person in the world. on the high down, everyone needs a quackers in their life
You see that guy over there, yeah he claims he's over that girl but he's really not.
damn, poor thing
Yeah he calls himself "reformed"
AWWWWW, HES SUCH A QUACKERS
by kahnacademy123 May 7, 2018
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Quacker

Someone who's lieing, fake, corny, or lame as hell. See Quackin for the Verb.
Shut the hell up Quacker, we're tired of ur lies.
by gangstuhnomicss March 31, 2009
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Quacker

It is when someone who is so dim it hurts your mind trying to explain things to them
Your a quacker. Shut up you quacker ( loads more)
by James Follower dingle berry August 13, 2018
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Quacker

A man who likes to get their booty cheeks clapped by another man.
Shut up, quacker that’s why we didn’t add you to the group chat.”
by Quacker June 13, 2018
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quacker

When one has to defecate but does not make it to the toilet in time and soils their pants.
Hey Eric remember that time you took a jump on your snowboard, with a a turtle-head, and shit yourself.- To pull a quacker.
by You wanted to fight me January 13, 2010
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Quacker

Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.

Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.

Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.
Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!

Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.
by Vernon Livingstone December 13, 2012
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