quong

Drinking game made up from 3 pimps and a dame. Get small cups preferably Dixie™ cups (the miniature ones(the shot glass ones(the small ones))) Anyways, make jello shots with vodka in the little cups and then put 6 cups or more (alot more(preferably 10)) on each side like beerpong. Then use quarters, dimes, and nickels. (no pesos OR pennies) and play it like you play beer pong but with the change:

1. Double bounces count as 2 cups (just like 2 shots o' Jell-o)
2. You may slap the coin away after (and only after) 2 OR more bounces of the coin.
3. HAVE FUN!

"I want to get drunk."
"LETS PLAY QUONG!"

"lets play quarters but we have no brew.. but hey! i found a bottle of liquor"
"AND JELL-O!!$"
"BALLED!!"

by Will Battale November 11, 2007

Quongle

After several years, you've enjoyed a TV programme with a nice definitive theme tune you can happily hum along to. Then, suddenly a producer has that tune revamped. They add a few guitars and jingles and ruin a perfectly good tune, and in turn the TV programme loses its appeal.

It's a Quongle. They have Quongled the tune and everything has lost its appeal.

I used to love that show, but they Quongled the tune and now I don't watch it anymore.

by phendrixx September 30, 2022

qwong

a person who has pink nipples and dark grey armpit hair, usually found in slovakia. The leader of a slovakian cult usually decides to have these rejects of society executed in the manner of death by expansion of the anal cavaties by the shoving of chunks of dry ice inside. the mixture is kept in the anus for long periods of time and causes constipation, bloody noses, dry elbow skin, and eventually death. cause of being a qwong are usually caused by an activity called mung. the activity give you a disease that makes you a qwong.

He is a qwong because he went munging!

by qwongmaster June 10, 2009

qrng

(kwerng) noun: an epic failure; an awkward situation, person or action; a typo in a text message or instant message.

verb: to achieve an epic failure; to engender an awkward situation or action; to send a message with typos that render the message incomprehensible.

(While eating your friend completely misses his mouth)

You: Qrng!

(You go for the hug and get a handshake.) Qrng!

Hey, tiffany i crnt make it to dinnsr. Qrng!

OMG! If I don't stop qrnging and pick the right answer to this question.

I just sneezed on that lady; she got qrnged.

I just qrnged tiffany. She was like, "what the hell?"

by Leasy2011 September 8, 2009

qwong

the sound the light from a flashlight makes in fog.

We fought fiercely on the foggy golf course, the qwong from our flashlights deafened our ears.

by bread infection November 24, 2009

quong

a drinking game made up by two cool people. its a cross between quaters and pong. take keg cups, set them as you would with beer pong. instead of ping pong balls, use quaters to get into the other person's cup.

"i'm super bored."
"lets go play quong!"

by original seymore butts May 12, 2007

quong

Quong is a term used to describe the benefits of achieving high social status within a society, such as: power, wealth, recognition, respect, admiration from the opposite sex etc.

I don't just want money, I want the whole quong!

by Matt Wright December 5, 2005