I'm not happy with any of the other definitions. A quango is a fucking waste of tax-payer's money where civil-servants are paid 60 grand to push bits of paper around a desk for eight hours a day.
The Strategic Rail Authority (SRA) is a perfect quango. Answerable to no-one, and sucks up government money faster than one of John Prescott's cabinet aides.
by Spudgun August 29, 2006
Get the quango mug.Quangus is a Family Guy character that has lots of sex
he is also known as:
quarterback
quarantine
quad
other words starting with 'qua'
he is also known as:
quarterback
quarantine
quad
other words starting with 'qua'
by Bjanss November 25, 2022
Get the Quangus mug.Oh man last night I was so quangoed I paraded myself down the street in my birthday suit!
Last night I scored with a hot chick and quangoed the shit outta her!
Last night I scored with a hot chick and quangoed the shit outta her!
by Tombo1986 March 9, 2009
Get the Quangoed mug.1. Another word describing a limp dick. This can be used for any race, not specifically Vietnamese.
2. Named Quang noodles, this dish comes from Quang Nam province. A customary dish of Hoi An (a quaint, riverside town in central Vietnam) where locals and tourists alike settle down to enjoy along with other local specialties at noon.
2. Named Quang noodles, this dish comes from Quang Nam province. A customary dish of Hoi An (a quaint, riverside town in central Vietnam) where locals and tourists alike settle down to enjoy along with other local specialties at noon.
NEAL wants to "score" with TARA, but due to his quang noodle must abort the mission due to lack of enthusiasm.
by Monnon September 25, 2009
Get the Quang Noodle mug.Pronounced Quran-gasm, it describes an orgasm one attains from reading erotic sections of the Quran. Qurangasms are most common in female Muslims, although they can happen to anyone, especially if the person has a fetish for tiny bold words crammed as tight as possible on large sheets of paper with that beautiful sexy margin to give you space and room to think.
Jasmin: I had the best sex ever last night.
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the Qurangasm mug.by Dave69696969696969696969 March 18, 2019
Get the Quang mug.OMG qwang!!
by gbopthothot October 20, 2022
Get the Qwang mug.