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Simply put... A porch monkey.
A monkey sitting on a porch aka porch

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Qatar by YourMomIsNowMyBitch November 1, 2019
The Muslim Country of Qatar that is Close to Bahrain and borders Saudi Arabia. It speaks arabic and it’s capital is Doha. Last thing, WORLD CUP!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!!1
FIFA: hey qatar

Qatar: what
FIFA: we host world cup 2022 NOW!!!
Qatar: ok
Qatar by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022
Small peninsula north of Saudi Arabia. It has a land border with Saudi Arabia in the south. Fairly westernised, although not to the same extent as the UAE. Most of Qatars income comes from Gas, it sits on the single biggest gas reserve in the world and has a fair amount of oil as well.

A fairly boring place, many in my school think that you will be driven out of your mind staying there over 5 years.

The gulf is the arse hole of asia, and qatar is right up it. True? To a degree, yes.

However almost all of the country is state owned land, you can drive, camp, quad-bike you name it. Great fun.

Its very hot as well. hottest about 55 degrees C daytime in summer

Ruling family is the Al Thani family. Current Emir is HH Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al Thani. Heir apparant HH Sheikh Tamin bin Hamad al Thani. Ruler is hereditory, and if there is no heir apparant it is passed to a person from the Al Thani family designated by the emir.

Home to USAF base Al Udeid. This is home to the air element of CENTCOM, the US Central Command in the middle east.

Qatar has a military force of 11,800. Army 8,500, Navy 1,800, Air force 1,500.

Qatar played a proportionately huge role in both gulf wars. Its fighting force is used in many peace-keeping roles, most recently in Lebanon being the first Arab country in the UN peace council to commit troops to the Lebanon-Syria border.
Example? I dont know, its a country. Qatar
Qatar by ...:::BeZ:::.. September 22, 2006
Qatar(Kuh-taahr) sits on a peninsular and is almost completely surrounded by the calm crystal waters of the Arabian Gulf. A slow starter, Qatar is a rapidly evolving destination. With new luxury hotels, pristine beaches, towering sand dunes and ancient rock carvings, it offers its visitors gentle hospitality and lazy sun-filled days.
Qatar is a muslim country.
Qatar by Saurabhbh December 12, 2008

Qatar fob 

Fobs classified as a bunch of clout chasing-dokha smoking- negative iq 16 year olds that leech onto any clout they find. They usually hang around malls like villa or festival but are most famous for lurking around the pearl. They can be identified by their long sleeve oversized hype beast clothes and their black/white air force 1s or Jordan’s. Fobs usually claim to have naturally curly hair but the reality is they got curls in the Indian barber shop down the road. Fobs also have a tendency to try act big man and pick fights with people, but when it rly comes down to a fight or flight situation they would run as fast as they can back to the pearl. Tbh I could sit here and talk shit all day but I think I’ve made my point clear.
Bruh there’s too many fobs there let’s dip.

Bro do you know Ahmed ? Wait the the fob Ahmed or the normal one (Qatar fob)
Qatar fob by Mr Shay October 1, 2021
When you book a Qatar Airline Qsuite and they change your flight's aircraft which results in you flying in the regular herringbone pattern business class.
Customer: I am so excited to fly on a Qatar aircraft with Qsuite.

Qatar: Your aircraft has been changed for your flight. The new aircraft does not have the Qsuite configuration.

Economy Customer: You've been Qatar'd!!! 😂😂
Qatar'd by Stabiland September 10, 2023