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1. To abruptly prove to someone that they are mistaken.

Jacob Isom (23 year old skate boarder) rolled up to a hate-mongering preacher in Texas and snatched away a Qur'an that the idiot was about to light on fire.
After stripping the ball from a player who is driving to the rim, you say "Dude, you have no Qur’an!"
by 06em September 13, 2010
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The Qur'an

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The Qur'an is a plagiarised version of The Bible.

See Qur'an.
The Qur'an is a plagiarised version of The Bible.
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the qur'an

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Authored by Prophet Mohammed (pbuh), the most moral human in history and speaking on behalf of the one true God, Allah. The holy book has also been called by non-believers as 'The Satanic Verses' or 'The Book of Hate' - which is slanderous and puzzling, because the holy book actually advocates non-violence, world peace and absolute respect for cultural diversity. Teaches anti-terrorism without qualification. Theological basis for the world's only Religion of Peace.
The qur'an at 8:12 says: "I will instill terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them."
by Truthteller2 November 9, 2008
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qurantine

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When you cannot go to the mosque for prayer during a pandemic quarantine and must read the Quran at home instead.
Mohammed: Yo Ali, wanna go to the mosque?
Ali: No dude, I've got a cough, it's best if I qurantine.
by nocabhuggin March 25, 2020
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Qurangasm

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Pronounced Quran-gasm, it describes an orgasm one attains from reading erotic sections of the Quran. Qurangasms are most common in female Muslims, although they can happen to anyone, especially if the person has a fetish for tiny bold words crammed as tight as possible on large sheets of paper with that beautiful sexy margin to give you space and room to think.
Jasmin: I had the best sex ever last night.
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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Dude you have no Quran

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Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010
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Quran

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The holy bible of Muslims, called quarn,the one who reads it is a wise person,the one that seeks wisdom
I read the Quran yesterday
by Thetopwriter December 3, 2017
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