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The little worm in my drawers I chase my wife around the house with!
Tammie says, "Bill put your Python away before I start laughing hysterically!"
Python by BILL-KAYE February 7, 2004
.357 Magnum caliber revolver formerly manufactured by Colt's Manufacturing
Granny didn't appreciate Lil Sneaky tagging her porch, so she nailed him down with her Python
Python by Cool Go July 22, 2019
The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.
"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."
python by Alec July 1, 2004
My python is the longest
python by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020
hi i am john s. and my right hand gets so much use it has the power of a python. i enjoy choking my one eyed trouser snake with python like intensity.
PYTHON by JOHN SESCOURKA February 8, 2004
a scripting progam used to write programs, the text looks like a rainbow.
python is really useful for keyloging
python by startstart_compcrash June 14, 2010