muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Canine Fudge Punt

The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.

If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.

by Intellectual Word August 14, 2012

punterino

When you dump another racing driver either on purpose or accident. Usually done by one very T H I C C boi.

No punterino into Sainte Devote Jimmer!

by BigMoveBoi February 11, 2021

50 yard cunt punt

When someone runs up and kicks a person in the vagina

Dude.... she got so angry she gave my sister a 50 yard cunt punt!!

by 50cp July 26, 2017

Punt

1) To get hit by something and go flying at very high speeds.

2) To get hit by something

I'll punt him into a wall if I ever see him again.

by Time & Relevant Queef in Space December 18, 2018

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

paunting

The act of farting out of ones penis, can also be used as paunt, a penis fart.

After anal Pat is always paunting for hours.

I feel so bloated I think I need to paunt.

by SnookKing417 May 17, 2017