Pascal

He is the type of guy that makes every girl fall by walking past them. Best person to take with to a party, hypest person you’ll ever meet. He has probably the biggest,fattest dick in ur continent. If u get to smash him its gonna feel like you’ve succeeded in life. At first he may seem very cocky but when you get to know the guy you’ll see that he has the biggest heart. When he falls for someone he would do anything to get them, when it finally happens he is gonna do everything to keep them by his side. He never gives up on things he wants to achieve and does evertithing to get there.
He is a real life dream come true.

Bitch1: “did u see pascals dingo dingo in gym yesterday”
Bitch2: “I would like to sit on that”

Bitch1: “did u see pascals dingo dingo in gym yesterday”
Bitch2: “I would like to sit on that”

by youngsexybitch January 7, 2019

Pascal

a beast with a microwave

no one can cook ready meals like pascal can

by PascalIsaGod May 5, 2018

Pascola

Pascola is a podunk town in the bootheel of Missouri. Both population signs are on the same stick. The dogs outnumber the people. Pascola is a pimple on the butt cheeks of America. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to travel through this town, don't blink... you'll miss it.

If you live in Pascola and are not into inbreeding, you are in the minority.

by SirJigglesAlot January 28, 2010

John Rafael Pascual

John Rafael Pascual is a "kupal" loved by everyone. He likes to play with his "yagballs", everybody likes him everybody wants to be friends with him. He likes hanging out with other "kupals" and he plays with their "yagballs" and sometimes their "burats" too.He is always "salsaling" (singing) these are the words that he created beacause he is so very creative. If you have a John Rafael "Kupal" Pascual too then cherish your time with him because maybe he will forever salsal todamax.

"Hey do you Know John Rafael Pascual?"
"No.I dont know that cabrito"
"Heh let me introduce you to him so we can salsal each other and be kupals forever

Author: Daniell

by Nell182 October 28, 2021

phascist

(n.) An obsessive phanatic of the jam band Phish who becomes offended, enraged, or irritated by anyone who is not obsessed with Phish or similar jam bands, such as the String Cheese Incident. These fans may even turn violent in some cases, grabbing critics of Phish by the collar and threatening to "kick the shit out" of them. Most phascists are actually young and attend middle school or high school, as most wiser, more mature Phish phans should know that listening to Phish and then threatening to punch some one is hypocritical, to say the least. Phascist will usually refuse to believe anything negative about their favorite jam band, and are often ex-"punks" or ex-"metalheads" that somehow believe Phish has "rock" or "punk" connections (Apparently, this is to make it appear that Phish is not the hippie band that it is stereotyped .)
Any Phish phan that smokes PCP or does any drugs harder than acid is probably a phascist. Yes, it sounds strange, but phascists do indeed exist. Beware.

Phascist: "Yo, this Phish song is the phuckin' shit, man."
Some Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yeah, it's alright, I guess."
Phascist: "WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'IT'S ALL RIGHT?!!' ARE YOU PHUCKING OUTTA YER MIND, YOU PHUCKING PIECE O' SHIT?!! IT'S THE PHUCKING SHIT, MAN!! IT'S THE PHUCKIN' SHIT!!! GET THE PHUCK OUTTA MY CAR, YOU PHUCKIN' GAY MOTHERPHUCKER!!!"

Another Phascist: "Yo, this song is phuckin' rockin', dude. This song is phuckin' phunky as shit, y'know."
Another Guy With Hemorrhoids: "I don't know, I always have trouble listening to Phish on a CD player. They're so much better live."
Phascist (Grabs Hemorrhoid Guy and throws him up against wall): "WHAT THE PHUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU PHUCKIN ASSHOLE PUSSY!! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT PHISH, YOU MOTHERPHUCKER?!! I'LL KICK YOU'RE PHUCKING ASS!!!"

Last Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yo, did you guys hear that one of those hippie Phish dudes got beat up by Hell's Angels for taking suggestive pics of a little girl?"
Phascist: "NO!!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! THAT NEVER PHUCKIN' HAPPENED!! THAT'S A PHUCKIN' LIE!! YOU PHAGGOT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED, YOU PHORGET THAT HAPPENED, YOU HEAR ME?!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOIN' TO PHUCK YOU UP!!!"

by CommonSense7 June 17, 2006

Pascal

A wonderful, sweet guy, who is extremely good looking with a good fashion sense and who's also very funny, he will literally always make you laugh and he deserves the world. His voice sounds sweet like an apple pie. He doesn't talk as much as others but if he does you'll never want him to stop. He'll always ask how you are and doesn't stop asking and he'll cares more about you than you think, even if you think he doesn't. A Pascal might seem cold at times but if you look under the surface you'll know that he isn't like this. If you're sad, he's always there for you.

"Pascal is so cute!"
"Wow, have you ever met someone as funny as Pascal?"

by youthfully January 1, 2017

Pasco County

Where all the junkie stuntin Snitch Bitchz live

Pasco County is where all the junkie stuntin Snitch Bitchz live...

by featherw88d September 24, 2019