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Pussy Wagon

A car of some sort that seems like a old hag would drive, like a minivan or even a PT Cruiser.
“Ben, your mom drives a Pussy Wagon.”

“Oh look it’s a Pussy Wagon.”

Imagine owning a Pussy Wagon”
Pussy Wagon by Slinkbat April 29, 2021

Pussy Wagon

A name for a minivan or a PT Cruiser. Most people that drive Pussy Wagons are old.
“Ben, your mom owns a Pussy Wagon.”

“Did you buy that Pussy Wagon you saw for sale?”

“That car is so ugly, it looks like a Pussy Wagon.”
Pussy Wagon by Slinkbat April 29, 2021

Pussy wagon

I took thy pussy wagon to the liquor store
Pussy wagon by MoreKyle June 5, 2022

off the pussy wagon 

The act of a man becoming gay or engaging in a homosexual relationship.

Akin to alcoholics' falling off the wagon as turning to drinking, falling 'off the pussy wagon' is turning to dick.
"What? I thought Mitch was dating Debra. Now he's with John?"

"Yeah, he's fallen off the pussy wagon"

pussy odor wagon

a pussy that is terrible smelling and stinks up her whole body
that girl has the worst pussy odor wagon ive ever smelt

Pussy Gettin wagon

A Pussy Gettin' Wagon (also known as a PGW) is any 1/2 ton or larger truck, with upgraded tires and wheels, and no less than a 6" lift. One uses a PGW to get copious amounts of pussy when and where one wants. PGW's can be seen throughout your Southern States where country girls are easily seduced by the sight of a large truck. Warning, your PGW will bring all the girls to the yard, so be prepared to fend off the duff's. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility.
"Dang girl, did you see Jason's new truck?"
"Yeah he's been talkin about Gettin that Pussy Gettin wagon (PGW) for months now"
Pussy Gettin wagon by Gooodone January 19, 2014