Prison pussy

Any man that grows a goatee on his face

Hey dude, nice prison pussy your growin' on your face

by CpnStbn November 7, 2017

prison-pussy

The tuft, or patch of hair that grows in the small of a guys back...just over his ass.

"Dude, your prison-pussy's so thick it looks like a hedge hog's crawlin outta your ass!"

by Spookata October 27, 2005

prison pussy

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005

prison pussy

Applicable to males only. When you go to jail for whatever reason, approximately 8 people gang up on you to de-virginize you. They get a knife and slice the skin between your nuts and your asshole, and start having sex there. The prison gynecologist must sow you up, which is just more welcoming for your new friends.

Frank was sent to the penetentiary and got prison pussy from his inmates.

by buddha April 7, 2004

Prison pussy

Socks.

Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.

by X-cops September 27, 2023

Pussy Prison

When a wife or girlfriend won't let their husband or boyfriend go out with friends.

Bob said he can't come out tonight because he's in pussy prison

by Jacker Smacker April 4, 2020