prison pussy

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005

roz

Shortened version of the name Rosalind. Could also apply to Rosamund, if people still name their kids that.

Peter: Hey, Cill? Where in the hell is Roz?
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."

by lawnmowerman January 01, 2005

mother focker

Barbra Streisand is one, because she plays Gaylord Focker's (Ben Stiller) mom Roz in "Meet the Fockers".

Ooohhh, La Streisand! What a mother focker!

by lawnmowerman February 05, 2005

lip loving

The act of kissing

For single people, Valentine's Day blows cuz all you see everywhere you go is a bunch of lovestruck a-holes grabbin' ass and lip loving. Get a freakin' room! Or better yet, DIE!!

by lawnmowerman June 20, 2008

jub jub

Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.

When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".

by lawnmowerman January 06, 2005

cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?

I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)

by lawnmowerman December 29, 2007

Nashville

1) Kick-ass movie made in 1975 that showed the 70s as the confused, fucked-up, disillusioned, money grubbing, political, affair-having, backstabbing decade that it was.
2) Home of the Grand Ole Opry and country music in general *yawn*.

1) Along with "The Godfather" (Parts 1&2), "Patton", "The Towering Inferno", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", "Network", "Rocky", "Annie Hall", "Jaws", "Star Wars", "the Deer Hunter", and "Apocalypse Now", "Nashville" is one of the best films of the 1970s.

2) I can't stand that drawn-out, lonelyhearts country redneck ass music

by lawnmowerman October 31, 2004