roz

Shortened version of the name Rosalind. Could also apply to Rosamund, if people still name their kids that.

Peter: Hey, Cill? Where in the hell is Roz?
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."

by lawnmowerman January 01, 2005

mother focker

Barbra Streisand is one, because she plays Gaylord Focker's (Ben Stiller) mom Roz in "Meet the Fockers".

Ooohhh, La Streisand! What a mother focker!

by lawnmowerman February 05, 2005

lip loving

The act of kissing

For single people, Valentine's Day blows cuz all you see everywhere you go is a bunch of lovestruck a-holes grabbin' ass and lip loving. Get a freakin' room! Or better yet, DIE!!

by lawnmowerman June 20, 2008

jub jub

Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.

When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".

by lawnmowerman January 06, 2005

pet my monkey

What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around.

I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey

by lawnmowerman October 29, 2004

Big Doris

The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."

Martha Stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with Big Doris!

by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004

jelly

Something that Beyonce & Co. don't think you're ready for.

Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman December 02, 2004