lawnmowerman's definitions

whorgasm

When you bring your $5 trick to climax.

Andy: Uuugh, uugh, ugh, oh shit, here it comes, baby!
Desiree the Dyke: Ooooh yeah, daddy, oh shit! Now where's my fin at?

by lawnmowerman January 21, 2005

roz

Shortened version of the name Rosalind. Could also apply to Rosamund, if people still name their kids that.

Peter: Hey, Cill? Where in the hell is Roz?
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."

by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005

mother focker

Barbra Streisand is one, because she plays Gaylord Focker's (Ben Stiller) mom Roz in "Meet the Fockers".

Ooohhh, La Streisand! What a mother focker!

by lawnmowerman February 5, 2005

prison pussy

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005

jub jub

Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.

When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".

by lawnmowerman January 6, 2005

lip loving

The act of kissing

For single people, Valentine's Day blows cuz all you see everywhere you go is a bunch of lovestruck a-holes grabbin' ass and lip loving. Get a freakin' room! Or better yet, DIE!!

by lawnmowerman June 20, 2008

pet my monkey

What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around.

I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey

by lawnmowerman October 29, 2004