Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".
by lawnmowerman January 06, 2005
Shortened version of the name Rosalind. Could also apply to Rosamund, if people still name their kids that.
Peter: Hey, Cill? Where in the hell is Roz?
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."
by lawnmowerman January 01, 2005
1) Kick-ass movie made in 1975 that showed the 70s as the confused, fucked-up, disillusioned, money grubbing, political, affair-having, backstabbing decade that it was.
2) Home of the Grand Ole Opry and country music in general *yawn*.
2) Home of the Grand Ole Opry and country music in general *yawn*.
1) Along with "The Godfather" (Parts 1&2), "Patton", "The Towering Inferno", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", "Network", "Rocky", "Annie Hall", "Jaws", "Star Wars", "the Deer Hunter", and "Apocalypse Now", "Nashville" is one of the best films of the 1970s.
2) I can't stand that drawn-out, lonelyhearts country redneck ass music
2) I can't stand that drawn-out, lonelyhearts country redneck ass music
by lawnmowerman October 31, 2004
Derogatory term used to describe half-breed Mexican-Native American women. Term can also be found in dialogue exchange between Jennifer Jones and Lionel Barrymore in the 1946 film, "Duel In the Sun".
1) L.B.: How'd they come to name you Pearl?
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.
2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.
2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.
by lawnmowerman January 01, 2005
Barbra Streisand is one, because she plays Gaylord Focker's (Ben Stiller) mom Roz in "Meet the Fockers".
by lawnmowerman February 05, 2005
Jakecrying: Mom, Annette broke up with me today
Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest.
Jakesmiling happily: Okay! Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.
Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest.
Jakesmiling happily: Okay! Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.
by lawnmowerman January 04, 2005
I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey
See also spanking the monkey
by lawnmowerman October 29, 2004