lawnmowerman's definitions

prison pussy

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005

cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?

I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)

by lawnmowerman December 29, 2007

lip loving

The act of kissing

For single people, Valentine's Day blows cuz all you see everywhere you go is a bunch of lovestruck a-holes grabbin' ass and lip loving. Get a freakin' room! Or better yet, DIE!!

by lawnmowerman June 20, 2008

Big Doris

The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."

Martha Stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with Big Doris!

by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004

minnie-ha-ha

Derogatory term used to describe half-breed Mexican-Native American women. Term can also be found in dialogue exchange between Jennifer Jones and Lionel Barrymore in the 1946 film, "Duel In the Sun".

1) L.B.: How'd they come to name you Pearl?
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.

2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.

by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005

roz

Shortened version of the name Rosalind. Could also apply to Rosamund, if people still name their kids that.

Peter: Hey, Cill? Where in the hell is Roz?
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."

by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005

tits

A bountiful source of comfort, worth more than all the expensive posturpedic pillows in the world.

Jakecrying: Mom, Annette broke up with me today
Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest.
Jakesmiling happily: Okay! Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.

by lawnmowerman January 4, 2005