Definitions by lawnmowerman

lip loving 

The act of kissing

For single people, Valentine's Day blows cuz all you see everywhere you go is a bunch of lovestruck a-holes grabbin' ass and lip loving. Get a freakin' room! Or better yet, DIE!!

lip loving by lawnmowerman June 20, 2008

cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?

I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)

cheater's head by lawnmowerman December 29, 2007

prison pussy 

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

prison pussy by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005

mother focker 

Barbra Streisand is one, because she plays Gaylord Focker's (Ben Stiller) mom Roz in "Meet the Fockers".

Ooohhh, La Streisand! What a mother focker!

mother focker by lawnmowerman February 5, 2005

whorgasm 

When you bring your $5 trick to climax.

Andy: Uuugh, uugh, ugh, oh shit, here it comes, baby!
Desiree the Dyke: Ooooh yeah, daddy, oh shit! Now where's my fin at?

whorgasm by lawnmowerman January 21, 2005

jub jub 

Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.

When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".

jub jub by lawnmowerman January 6, 2005

tits 

A bountiful source of comfort, worth more than all the expensive posturpedic pillows in the world.

Jakecrying: Mom, Annette broke up with me today
Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest.
Jakesmiling happily: Okay! Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.

tits by lawnmowerman January 4, 2005