What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003
Get the push upmug. A bodyweight exercise in which the person must go into a plank position being supported primarily by their hands and other upper body muscles; in which they must lower themselves down until their chest is close to the ground and then lift themselves back up.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
Get the Push upmug. I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.
by Tim June 27, 2003
Get the push upmug. When someone whether it be male or female tries to make a move on on someone of the opposite or same sex for a date or sexual pleasure.
by ABEL ABE April 22, 2021
Get the PUSH UPmug. A term used to refer to the bras that have padded inserts to give the look that a chick has a larger cleavage than she really does.
by Vicious Riot June 24, 2003
Get the push upmug. Crap into an empty toilet paper roll. Plug one end with toilet paper. Stategically place crap-filled roll between toilet seat and front rim of the toilet bowl. When the next victim sits on the seat (pants around ankles) the loaded roll gets squeezed and the shit squirts out into the victims pants.
by Gene Picket April 22, 2006
Get the push upmug. by pezz June 27, 2003
Get the push upmug.