paralyzed parking

-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.

Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"


Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"

by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009

Pupalyzed

(Pronounced Pup-uh-līzd) When your dog has their head resting on any part of your body and you don’t want to move. Also can use for another pet by changing the first half of the word( eg. kittylized)

I can’t get up and go to the bathroom, I’m pupalyzed.

by Atown843 February 11, 2023

Paralyzed Bro

The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.

Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?

Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.

(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)

by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010

Paralyzed Pigeon

A pigeon that resembles a penis but is paralyzed from the testicles up

Man that guy last night had a Penis like a (Paralyzed Pigeon)

by Atomic Butthole August 2, 2011

Paralyzed

Beyond weak

I am too paralyzed. That nigga Katt Williams is HELLA funny!!!

by Diamond Shell December 12, 2018

sex paralyzed

When your body becomes paralyzed/you can't move due to the effects of an outstanding orgasm

Boy: Go get me a sandwich, I can't move.

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I'm sex paralyzed

by eatmyboxers February 26, 2012

paralyzed

So fucked up u can't open your eyes
See gone

Dat nigga don' hit da drank, blazed fo' blunts now that nigga can't open his eyes. He paralyzed.

by ya boi May 30, 2005