Purell

A liquid designed to make you conscious of every paper cut you have on your hand

I just put some purell on my paper-cut... It burns!

by Simzx February 27, 2013

Purplymurple

Noun: A dashing shade of purple which has sparkles in it. If there are no sparkles, it is not purplymurple.

Adjective: A word used to describe something indescribable. Similar to supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.

Noun:
Person 1: OMG did you see Tiffany's dress?

Person 2: Yes! It was purplymurple and had blue flowers on it!
Person 1: SOOO cute!

Adjective:

"Yash was such a purplymurple character, with his phenomenal intelligence and sophisticated etiquette."

by Vanessa Marigold October 23, 2012

purety

she’s a kind girl with a funny sense of humor. You wanna keep a Purety around.

Guy: She’s hot
Girl: That’s Purety

by treexe October 30, 2019

Purell

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

Purell

The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*

Purell helps me live

by Stevepower August 30, 2006

purelling

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.

Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.

by M4RT1NCH0 February 7, 2007

Purell Sure

99.9% sure

I'm purell sure that she's taken.

by caterpillarcock March 18, 2011