parsoning

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

by von herring October 28, 2004

Proning Around

Moving around while Prone in COD 4

I was Proning Around the map killing people with my AK-47

by Max and David December 22, 2009

personing

What a person does, when they are not- not personing.

I'm planning on personing this weekend. Care to join me?

by A. Fish May 19, 2008

purdling

Purdling is a version of Russian Roulette. It's for people with nut allergies, and is played with a packet of Revels. As you may know, there are many different revels but only one with nuts in it. The trick is for these people to eat the other ones. There are coffee Revels, toffee Revels, and many many more. Can you avoid the nutty one? You better bloody hope so!

Top purdling!

by Jody Jamieson and Swithun March 9, 2004

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Pardoning Mr Pickles

A gentle, prolongued masturbation session

DO NOT come in, I'm pardoning Mr Pickles

by Tubby Hollandaise July 2, 2025

Personing

The politically correct synonym of the word "manning"

Man the guard tower --> Person the gaurd tower.

Manning a bounce house at an elementary school event --> Personing a bounce house at an elementary school event.

by toweringoak October 15, 2011