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Purcellville, VA

(1)The only place that has hicks, metrosexuals, thugs, cowboys, and preps.(2)Place where Ya'll can be used by a very well educated, upper-class person in any circumstance.(3) Only place where tractors are used as get-away cars and clowns rob banks.(4) People who graduated in 2004 can say "when I was in high school..." lines to kids 2 grades below them.
"When I was in high school, there was only one major development. It was Kingsbridge, and it was one third the size it is now."
by Alex Miller April 12, 2005
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Purcell

Often referred to as the "Mer Man" or the "Chinese Sasquatch" a Purcell is a rare, mysterious creature, that is closely related to Big Foot. Purcells are native to the Ozark region of southern Missouri and are often spotted near rivers or campgrounds. They are known for their distinctive "mer mer mer" call which is believed to be either a mating call or battle cry. Although Purcells are seemingly dangerous they are in fact harmless and can be domesticated to be strong workers due to their ability to lift over 300 pounds. If approached by a "merring" Purcell, it is best to simply "mer" back at it and slowly walk away without making eye contact.
Did you here that mer? A Purcell must be near.

Don't take boxed wine camping, it only attracts Purcells.

Never mess with a Purcell Kyle.

Katie and Steve tried to tame the wild Purcell, but their lack of experience coupled with the intensity of the merring made the feat virtually impossible.

Abby and Bryan took their mer calls and binoculars and went Purcell watching for a weekend getaway.
by BK22 May 27, 2010
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Cody Purcell

This is the name of a guy who is hotter than deez. DEEZ NUTS that is. He is very epic, cool, and a Demi-god at MarioKart and he will kick your ass in it. He is a part of the “Kickassers” who all have independently beat up Shaggy at full power. He is the only member besides Sugma. Also he’s pretty tall I guess. He can also definitely do a kick flip, he just is rusty.
Woman: Cody Purcell

Other Woman: Ooga Booga go back to McDonalds

Other Other Woman: 🥜

Mr. Krabs: MONEY MONEY MONEY!
by Now I Gotta Cut Loose July 9, 2021
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charlie purcell month

the month of april is dedicated to charlie purcell. no further comment is necessary. all hail charlie. also known as “p” by his close friends (alex gaz) and also popular youtube influencer ‘Baticrease21’.
Wait? It’s april, doesn’t that mean it’s charlie purcell month?

yeah!! i’m buying a cake for the occasion!!
by baticrease21stan April 8, 2021
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dominic purcell

only the most hottest actor alive!!!!(but he's married and had four kids)
the movie blade trinity he played drake(dracula)
by crazy_dreamer August 25, 2005
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pummelled up the bunghole

usually performed by a gwynne. to ravage someone from behind.
chris pummelled me up the bunghole last night
by luke August 7, 2004
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Pancelled

Waiting until all the cool people are at the party, then calling everyone else and saying it's cancelled so they don't turn up and ruin it.
Short for: "Party Cancelled".
Andrew: "Maria, who else is still coming to this party?"
Maria: "All the guys from work"
Andrew: "Screw them... this party is now Pancelledl!"
by stirfriedemu August 2, 2011
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