punkyfish

punkyfish is a clothes store where the clothing is mainly decorated with zips, straps, safety pins and chains. most of their stuff is over-priced and their main customers are little girls who want to be rebellious and seem punky. despite this, some of the clothes are actually quite nice. also very revealing! once i saw a top in there that had so many slashes across it it looked like a dog had attacked it and wearing it would leave your bra hanging out.

lil girl: mum you totally have to but this top for me!
mum: isnt it a bit revealing?
lil girl: so what! its punk-rawk isnt it... mummy?
mum: ok put it on my credit card

by xglass_heartx January 15, 2005

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Pupfished

When a person has a puppy on their online dating profile but doesn't have a dog in real life.

Friend: How was your Bumble date?
Me: It was great but he doesn't actually have a dog like his profile suggested
Friend: You just got pupfished

by camfam May 29, 2018

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Punkyfish

Extreamly expensive, nice quality purses.

I'm buying a punkyfish purse tonight

by *+*Lisa*+* November 2, 2004

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puppyism

The common act of purchasing a puppy as a symbolic replacement for a child between a couple in a relationship. Most commonly occurs before marriage when a couple in a relationship seek further means to bind them together without going as far as having a child together.

"I can't believe they want to get a pet together after only dating for half a year", said Jessica.
"Haven't you heard? Puppyism is the best form of birth control. Instead of having a child, they'll just have a dog", replied Nick.

by NuckRW March 30, 2008

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